Upon your arrival in heaven, you are met by Kim Kardashian's torso-less lower half. She (her speaking butt, that is) escorts you to a vast expanse of clear, baby blue ocean water. Upon this walkable ocean sit fields of infinite doors leading to infinitely themed parties and experiences. Behind each of these infinite doorways lies a scene with hidden party favors to improve angels' past thoughts, present being, and future endeavors. If you enter the cast iron door 18 miles ahead of you, you will discover a vibrant, animated environment in which Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead sit atop a butte, surrounded by acid-fruit bearing trees, absolutely jamming their righteous faces off. The songs inspire you to eat the fruit, and the fruit gives you great insight into your past lives. If you happen to go into the cherry red mahogany door 123 miles southeast, you will find a large circular buffet table with miniature giraffes serving hor d’oeuvres. Looking up, you will see 300 foot vine swings, swinging in every direction. A giant magician troll will entertain you as you drink the afterlife away. The magic here guides you to break the barriers of normalcy and live beyond what is ordinary in lives to come. One of my personal favorite parties is the one behind the glass door. Here, Mary Magdalene and her crew of strippers climb and dance upon pillars of jewels. Oeuvres of the most famous artists fill the sky. People race rhinos and ride eagles. Giant lava filled martini glasses tower overhead, overflowing onto the willing partygoers. As the lava spills over your being, you are given the ability to grock any past, present, or future soul. Every day, every doorway saves angels from boredom, one party at a time.
LOVE
Love is untethered. Fear is untethered. Love is scary, but if you reel your heart back in as it drifts toward love; isn’t that the same as controlling the one thing that defines existence? The uncontrolled. The fear that creating memories with someone you love can threaten your youth and the idea of freedom is untrue. Love only threatens your fears, not your freedom. Love is swift and love is an uneasy path, but love is worth it, fuck.......heartbreak is worth it. Why fear the future when the present is so beautiful, why dwell on past experiences when the person in front of you is worth your breath. Let go of your fears. Give in to your uncontrolled love and if the other person doesn’t love you back. They lost. You won and learned that love wins. Over and over it wins. You can’t control it. It has no match. It feels no boundaries. Love with all your heart and you will find someone who loves you for the uncontrolled love you bring and they will reciprocate that love every damn day. Uncontrolled love is infinite and unique and it never runs out! The cosmic kind of love. Yup, I want that. I shall manifest it and let go of my fears! “My fears” do not deserve space in my mind. So let's subract “my” and make them simply “fears.” Let someone else carry those burdens. I relieve you of your fear keeping duties, you are dismissed have a nice, and fearless life. For fears do not control you, or me. Love controls me. I am love and love is freedom.